Donald Trump has released his birth certificate, as the attention whore continues his “birther” crusade. At this point, Trump is no longer a serious candidate. The so-called “birther” thing is stupid. Obama was born in Hawaii. Arguing otherwise just makes you look like an ass.
Is nothing sacred? The White House Easter Egg Roll is going green, so add that to the list of things that environmentalists have ruined. It’s bad enough that I can’t flush my toilet because it uses almost no water. Now Easter is being destroyed by the greenie weenies too?
Greg Gutfeld is great. Here is some of his greatness:
So you remember “Red Dawn,” it was that 80’s flick about American kids arming themselves against a Soviet invasion.
I’ve seen it thirteen times, mainly because I’m a huge fan of C. Thomas Howell. And I’m lonely.
But that’s another story for another time. The film has since been remade, with the producers replacing the Russian bad guys with Chinese.
but now – According to the L.A. Times, China has become such a big market for Hollywood, MGM studios have decided to replace the Chinese with North Koreans.
Yep, in a first for Hollywood: filmmakers actually digitally erased Chinese flags and symbols and replaced dialogue… so now North Korea are the invaders.
Because, with that country, there’s nothing to be gained, financially. It’s as lucrative as a Kathy Griffin porn site.
Warner Brothers has fired Charlie Sheen from Two and a Half Men. Gossip Cop has the details:
“After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on ‘Two and a Half Men’ effective immediately,” Warner Bros. tells Gossip Cop in a statement.
“No decision’s been made on the future of the show,” a rep for Warner Bros. tells Gossip Cop, which leaves open the possibility, at least for now, that a Sheen-less “Two and a Half Men” could air next year.
CBS shut down the current season on February 24 amid growing controversy over Sheen’s off-camera antics.
UPDATE: Sheen has responded to the decision.
“This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension,” the actor says in a statement to TMZ.
From The Hill’s Floor Action blog:
Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-Calif.) said Tuesday that House Republicans want to strip government funding of PBS because they have a “vendetta against Elmo.”
Boxer made the comments during a floor speech where she made the case for her bill that would ensure that the president and lawmakers are not paid if a government shutdown occurs.
Boxer said that the cost of four hours of the Iraq war would be enough to keep PBS funded — and the popular fire-red children’s character on the air.
Boxer believes that the GOP has more than just a vendetta against Elmo. She added that Republicans hold a “vendetta against healthcare” and a “vendetta against clean energy.”
House Republicans last month passed a bill that would strip government funding for both National Public Radio and PBS.
I’ve got a vendetta against Barbara Boxer. Since when was it the federal government’s job to fund Elmo? There is something called competition and the free market. If Elmo is so great, he will remain on the air because little kids will watch it.
As for the vendettas against healthcare and clean energy, I’m guilty as charged. I don’t want my money wasted on a bloated government healthcare program (ObamaCare) or crap energy like solar and wind that can’t compete in the free market. We’ve got lots of coal and natural gas. It would be a shame if we didn’t use it in a responsible manner. With solar energy, a cloudy day suddenly causes rolling blackouts, and Barbara Boxer doesn’t have enough hot air to generate the kind of wind power that would actually make a meaningful impact in the energy market.
Lawrence O’Donnell, the MSNBC schmuck who was chosen to fill the 8 PM slot after Keith Olbermann’s ouster, is morphing into a moron of Olbermann-like proportions.
Video from “Red Eye” after the jump (thanks to Olbermann Watch):
Charlie Sheen went on a rant against the creator his sitcom, AA, and Thomas Jefferson. This is just one of many reasons why Charlie Sheen is a douche. Listen to the rant at the link below (from TMZ):
TMZ describes the outburst like this:
Savage talks about watching Real housewives reality show – Talk Radio Network.
Dr. Michael Savage is my favorite talk radio host. He’s the quintessential story teller. Click on the above link to listen to a segment from his show where he talk about watching “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.” He compares the women on that show to “post-op transvestites.”
On Thursday’s KaibCast, I didn’t really talk about anything. It was probably the worst show I’ve done in a while, because my throat hurt, and I didn’t prepare much in advance. If you get bored, fast forward to the 10 minute mark. The show picks up from there.