Libyan Foreign Minister Musa Kusa (yes, that’s his name) contacted America, possibly to talk about that big war that’s happening in his country.
Hugo Chavez thinks capitalism is to blame—for the lack of life on Mars. He also blames capitalism for why his wife left him and his kids never call.
A terrorist bombing in Jerusalem has claimed the life of a woman and injured more than 50. In response, Israel is going to start frisking old nuns at airports. Oh, wait, that’s how we responded to terrorism. My guess is they’ll blow up a few Islamists in Gaza. Good for them.
Bonus video, of the aftermath of the Israel bombing: