Short Takes: 10/5/10

  1. An American man was shot to death by Mexican pirates,  now the victim’s family wants Obama to get involved.  I guess since Obama has such a great track-record with solving problems… Oh, wait, never mind.  Although I still want to know what hat a Mexican pirate wears:  sombrero or tricorne?
  2. An opposition leader in Iran has called for a referendum on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s foreign policy, calling it “destructive.”  He won’t be alive much longer, or will go into “hiding.”  Or, if this actually gets to a vote, the revolutionary guard will conveniently “misplace” all the votes against Ahmadinejad.  “Praise be to Allah!  100% of Iranians support me.  Now excuse me for a moment while I order a nuclear attack  against Israel.  Free pork sandwiches for everyone!”
  3. Rick Sanchez has apologized to Jon Stewart.  He has yet to apologize to CNN viewers, who were forced to put up with his ridiculous antics for far too long.
  4. Parker Spitzer debuted on CNN last night.  It was as creepy, and boring, as expected.

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