New Miss Universe Crowned

Finally, some good news for Mexico:  Miss Mexico was crowned the 2010 Miss Universe.

Basically, she gave a bunch of safe/obvious answers to simple questions and looked smokin’ in a bikini.

Asked for comment, runner-up Miss Jupiter said she was discriminated against because “all the judges were earthlings.”

Current rumors have Miss Mexico jumping the border for a job at the El Paso Hooters.

If you want to know what really happened, stop being so damn lazy and google it for yourself.  I need to eat dinner.


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