Finally, some good news for Mexico: Miss Mexico was crowned the 2010 Miss Universe.
Basically, she gave a bunch of safe/obvious answers to simple questions and looked smokin’ in a bikini.
Asked for comment, runner-up Miss Jupiter said she was discriminated against because “all the judges were earthlings.”
Current rumors have Miss Mexico jumping the border for a job at the El Paso Hooters.
If you want to know what really happened, stop being so damn lazy and google it for yourself. I need to eat dinner.